Here are some general guidelines to help you decide the appropriate contributions to the Swearing Jar:

	1. General unnecessary swearing using the words, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits as credited to George Carlin in his routine titled "seven words you can never say on television". Most potty mouths will use this option. Recommended $.50 donation
	2. Any swearing in front of your Mom, member of the clergy, or a nun. Recommended donations: Your Mom - Well that's just wrong, $5.00 yep $5 bucks, pay up!! Member of the Clergy - If he is Catholic $.25 , he could be guilty. Nun - We'll throw you this one for free for the beatings she gave out with that yard stick in Sunday School!
	3. Swearing utilizing a string more than three swear words at a time, that is just a waste!! Recommended $.75 donation
	4. Swearing at politicians in person or while they lie to the American public on television. No charge, defined as a God given right!	No Charge!
	5. You stepped in dog doody?!! See number 3.
	Your Swearing Jar Donation Suggestion could be featured here! Your Swearing Jar Donation Suggestions can be sent to: goscrewyourself@swearingjar.com *Include your name and website address and you could see your name in lights!

* Disclaimer - Or at least see you might see your name and website in 3 point Tahoma, Sans-Serif typeface!